In the news today....
Dina Lohan talking about her daughter's addiction-here's a thought: maybe, just maybe, if you weren't a complete drunken lunatic your daughter wouldn't be a drunken, cocaine abusing ho, waddya think? I'm just going to put that out there...whackjob.
Yeah, something I can get behind regarding the Grammys. I was going to slam them earlier last week, but it slipped my mind (back off, I'm working now!). I watched very little of the awards show, but to see Jay-Z win nothing, the best new artist (whomever the heck she is), recognizing Barbara (hold on a second, I'm throwing up) Streisand and then Lady Antebellum for Record of the Year? I haven't been this aggravated since Eminem lost Album of the Year to Steely Dan.
Terrell Owens says something intelligent? And I agree with him? I musta hit my head on something this weekend, that can be the only possible explanation.
And finally, via con dios, Carmelo Anthony. May your douchebag ways and your ugly-ass woman keep you comfort in the mean streets of New York City. May your days be filled with bad service, undercooked food, and lost dry cleaning while your nights filled with statlines like 15 pt/4 reb/2 assist/5 turnovers, it couldn't happen to a more selfish guy. I never thought I could muster it, but you drawing out this inevitable trade almost makes me think LeBron isn't the biggest a-hole in the NBA. Ah, but I digress. I look forward to your next trip to Denver, where you learn a new version of the Mile High Salute and what it's like to have abandoned people who loved you for you. Welcome to pressure, where thy name is Madison Square Garden, and where when you screw up, the fine folks in the Northeast never forget. While I may thank you for the championship you helped Syracuse gain a few years ago, you will never be the cult hero that Gerry McNamara is, that I can assure you. You will never be Bernard King. You'll be lucky, in my eyes, to be Charles Smith. As it stands right now, your new team is a 6-seed for the playoffs, where you would have to face Chicago. I'm grinning right now, because the Bulls are the 2nd best defensive team in the league and have the leading MVP candidate in PG Derrick Rose. I've never been a Bulls fan, but if the standings hold up, I'll have to be for a few games. You wanted it, you got it. Best of luck in the bright lights-don't choke.
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