I got this image from an espn.com article (fine, read it here) and while the article may be about keeping Chris Paul happy in New Orleans, my immediate thought was-a cock knocker, an [alleged] unfaithful husband, and the man that ruined Cleveland. Hmmm, who would have thought that the unfaithful husband [alleged!] might be considered the least offensive. Pardon me, I have to go throw up at that thought....Damn.Wanna piss off a dyed-in-the-wool Teachers Union member? Mention this movie.
National Organization for Women, thou art hypocrites!! How can you sit there and defend the word 'whore' when it's being mentioned about a woman? Oh, she's a Republican, that's it. How silly of me. If it were a Democrat then famewhore (oops)/Lawyer Gloria Allred would be looking for heads to roll. Add now to my list of groups that need to go away (right next to the NAACP, the Teachers Union, the UAW and SEIU, amongst others).
For humor, some Facebook 'ownings'...some of these are damn funny. (H/T to Guyism)
You've heard me rant and rave like a nutjob about certain things (hell, why else would you read this here blog?) but nothing irked me more this week than being reminded that my Alumni Association couldn't help me 'because I'm in Denver' but has the gall (tackiness?, stones?, chutzpah?) to ask me to donate to the Alumni Fund and base their request on other Universities in the area having bigger donations. Uh, hey dummies-Bentley just became a University, so yeah, they would have a larger pool to collect from. Christ, how does a top 10 business school not figure out that it should be a donation % per graduating class? Yes, I'm unemployed, and this is how my brain works. As for Bentley-fuck them-they get a check for $83 every damn month. Regarding my aggravation to this whole thing-don't try and get all "but we're mainly a Massachusetts school" when you claim to be global/international/awesome. You cannot have it both ways. Why? Cuz I said so, dammit!
Speaking of assholes, hey LeBron James, someone wrote a song 'bout you. Like to hear it? Here it go:
Now, a chuckle:
and a rant-so this guy can get suspended for 2 games for telling Sean Avery he sucks, but Matt Cooke is allowed to skate free after going head hunting or looking to injure someone. Gary Bettman, you suck.
For the political minded-for everyone one of you that wants to bash Christians, the extreme right wing, whatever, please oh please I beg of you to bash a race baiting, non-believing left wing what have you. And flip it, too (I hate the term 'vice-versa', shut up already, fancy linguistic arts graduate). I am inundated with political ads out here, as I'm sure you are wherever you live. Inform yourself. And for the love of all that is holy, stop thinking that I think like you do. I tend to mess with people for shits 'n' grins, in case you hadn't noticed. What I want from a politician might not be the same as you, but I think if you start with my basic premise you'll understand me a whole lot better. The premise? Leave me the hell alone. I'll have more on this in my next post, and I am fully aware I may not only get raked over the coals, be called names, but may even lose friends over it.
Lastly, for now, anyone else want to drive to Michigan and end these people? There is a special place in Hell for these fine folks. I can't even think of a name that would express how truly low they are. I believe they have apologized, but only after this stuff came out. I hope someone stamped them 'Do Not Procreate', Lord help us all.
Oh wait-job stuff. I am in line for an interview for a 2 month gig that would pay, and another gig that would put me on a much different career path than anyone could have imagined. Really, something has to give eventually, doesn't it?
I don't know how you spend your Saturday, normally, but here's how mine is about to go down-running club at 10 (calm down, I walk, there isn't an ice cream truck, so I don't run-how many times do I have to say it?!), then help a buddy with some type of lawn/house project, home to shower, then babysit a 2 yr old and 1 yr old for an hour (that's right-I have mad child-rearin' skills) while my buddy sets up his DJ gig for the night. If I survive that, maybe I'll watch OSU/Wisconsin, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Now playing: Black Eyed Peas - Weekends (Featuring Esthero)
via FoxyTunes
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