I was just going to write quick note about the hypocrisy of the NCAA, in regards to the whole name change of the University of North Dakota, and then something else caught my eye.
First, the NCAA is full of crap. I've read this thing 3 times and still can't figure out why UND needed to change its name. So that they could be a part of the Summit League? Hey, NCAA, why don't you worry about not screwing up Division 1 basketball, improving the hockey tournament, telling the BCS to pound sand and getting us a playoff. I swear the people in the NCAA and in Washington DC have the same rectal-cranial inversion affliction. Who is the Fightin' Sioux name offending? Is this why Syracuse and St. John's changed their team names from Orangemen and Redmen to Orange and Red Storm? Hasn't anyone figured out that the PC culture is killing language? I saw a teacher get in trouble for using the word 'niggardly', because it sounds racist...uh, how? Learn the damn language. I swear, colleges and universities are doing this just to control thought....George, take it away:
Hey NCAA, figure out graduation rates and quit strokin' me. A nickname isn't offensive, and in case no one told you-you don't have the right to not be offended.
Second, and my rant about LT2 yesterday? Well Jeff Pearlman over at Sports Illustrated backed me up, whether he knows it or not...LaDanian, it ain't looking so hot, but again-I'm so glad you're a Jet, so very very glad. Can't wait for your first media meltdown, it's going to be awesome.
And lastly, I mentioned Tiger Woods commercial yesterday. Well, other people have weighed in as well. Disgusting. How about Pathetic. I was willing to let it go, I really was. I was almost on the side of 'get over it'. But then I read this by Gene Wojciechowski, and I snapped. Nah, snapped is far too kind. I'm royally pissed. Here is the line, and if you don't have the stomach or any clue what I'm talking about, I'm fine with you being done reading this post:
"Any son who's lost a father, who meant so much in their life, I think they would understand the spot."
GRRRRRRR. Hey Tiger, go fuck yourself. Before I go any further I want it known that I said on Monday that I hope he wins the Masters by 10 strokes and has the Hawaiian Tropic girls blowin' him as he accepts the green jacket. Now? Him catching VD and a beatin' will be far too kind. How dare you compare you and I. Your gall knows no bounds. Tiger, you're a better golfer and celebrity than I will ever be. It stops there. You're a jackass, a horrid husband, a terrible father, and worst of all, a shit son. As a man who lost his father over a year ago, you brought things up that I thought weren't even there. But you have the nerve to tell the world how I think. Fuck You. You have no idea what it means to respect your father nor the deceased. I respect my Pops every damn day by being me, the good and the bad. You better hope I never make it as a standup comic and run into in a green room, because I will ruin you. And I don't mean physically. I mean with my rhetoric. You're an asshole to the nth degree. This isn't a joke. I'm offended as a man, hell with a sports fan. What you do in your house is your business, but you dared ventured a guess as to who would respond well to your creepy ad, and it proved to me what you are all about, saving face in order to keep money in your bank account. Good luck being a corporate shill. Oh, and Nike can kiss my ass, too. Never again will you see dime one of my money by putting this thing out. You can join the likes of MCI, Progressive Insurance, the RNC and JetBlue not getting my money. Jagoffs.
Sorry, but I never would wish the anger that stupid comment just fired up in me wished upon anyone. Hopefully by Sunday I nothing Tiger Woods. This has nothing to do with race, as being a self-righteous narcissist knows no color on the human palette.
Happy freakin' Friday.
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