If I had a twitter account I would scream that my roommate is a douchebag. Why? Well, I spend far more time with his pet than he does, he doesn't have the common courtesy to send even a text message to ask if I will feed his dog, gives me shit when he rolls in at 10 PM and I haven't fed his dog, then swears like a sailor about how shitty life is.
I'm going to pray out loud: Lord, it's me, your bald buddy down here. I don't think I ask for much, but on top of looking over my friends and family, a job would be appreciated so that I can move away from this moron. Much Love.
Yup, this is my life right about now. This too shall pass.
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