here we go again

so this is what finally got me fired up enough to type out another blog...

Stupid ass parents, that's what!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,332971,00.html
Here's my point on this...if the school told you to knock it off and you defied them not once but twice, screw you. 10 bucks says this kid doesn't grow up to be anything more than a waste of taxpayer money. Oh, and your kid looks like a dill-hole. I can't wait until he turns 18 and gets a neck tattoo, then wonder why his career options are severely limited.

Rocket and his wife's boobs, Koby must be thrilled. In case you haven't heard, apparently Rocket was at Jose Canseco's party, and Jose and Rog's wife compared boob-jobs. Fantastic. I have both the SI Swimsuit issue with Debbie Clemens and the Playboy with Jessica Canseco, and I must say, Debbie got jipped. Sorry, if your hubby is going to buy you a set of tits with some Cy Young Award bonus money, get them monstrous, sweetie. I'm thinking EEE's or something along those lines. She may have moved up to a C-cup...no fun. Believe me now and hear me later, if penis extensions were all the rage amongst us guys, we'd all be getting the John Holmes model. The reason I state that Koby must be thrilled is because he's in Astros camp right now. If I were a veteran, I'd rag on him until he cried. Koby said he couldn't watch the Congressional Hearings because he was mad they were picking on his Dad. Are you nuts, kid??? And now Congress has asked the Department of Justice to investigate ol' Rocket. Been nice knowing you Roger, hope you enjoy being the pitcher on the Odessa Correctional Celebrity Softball All-Stars, be they even give you a number that ends in 21...jackass. The D.O.J. doesn't like being fucked around with, and they are about to dig real deep into your past, and I have a strange feeling you are not going to like what's going to happen to you one iota. Too bad. I just hope that if you are found guilty of perjury that every sports columnist and Republican that worshiped at your feet gives you the same beatdown they've been giving Barry Bonds.

Here in Colorado, we have punks that are tagging property.
http://www.9news.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=87124
I'd stay awake at night and blow these clowns heads off...no one would miss them. Now, if you look at the pictures, you can note that one of them has a car with the word "Juggalo" written on it. Since I'm up on certain pop culture references, I'll let you know that those who follow the Insane Clown Posse are called Juggalos. If I'm ICP, I'm going on my MySpace page and take to the internet and denounce this type of behavior immediately. I know not everyone likes them, me included, but the music (so-called) didn't make anyone do this the same that those Judas Priest albums didn't have a backwards subliminal message to blow those kids brains out 20 years ago in Nevada. If I own the property that was wrecked, I'm keeping my eyes out this weekend, and shooting on site. People need to know that there are consequences to their actions, not a fine and a potential civil lawsuit that only pays for damages. Whoever did this sucks, plain and simple, and they have no respect for the freedom that this nation grants each and every citizen. Heck, if anyone reading this blog knows whose property this was, have them contact me, I'll watch for these nitwits over the weekend, I'll bring my own weaponry. Free of charge.

Here's one way how to deal with kids screwing with your property:
http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080227/WDH0101/802270575/1981
Junior should've taken the bat to their truck...eye for an eye kind of deal. Seriously, look at the size of that kid, I'd be terrified of him if he got pissed.

Sam Zell will not hesitate to sell the naming rights to Wrigley Field....bad move, Sammy. You'll be getting a visit from a group of recently graduated co-eds who've moved to Wrigleyville, and you'll end up drooling from all the cuteness. They will then proceed to drink you under the table, write "BALLS" on your forehead, take pictures of you in drunken compromising positions, and this will all be put to rest. Sell the team to Mark Cuban already! He'd be great with all the stodgy and stuffy moron owners in MLB.

A tip of the cap to the family of Myron Cope. Myron was 79, and was the voice of the Steelers for decades. The reason I tip my cap to his family, and anyone who ever listened to him is the same reason I hope someone tips a cap to those of us who grew up with Johnny Most. I've been reading a few 'tributes' to Myron, and anyone that does what I did with Most when I was a kid I can respect. My Dad and I used to turn the sound of the TV and crank up Johnny. I guess plenty of people did that with Mr. Cope. Godspeed, sir, you were in thousands of homes every Sunday, and that can't be all that bad.

And lastly, regarding Spygate. It's all over but the crying, Senator Specter. None other than archrival Colts GM Bill Polian has stated that it's not an issue. And we've all started to uncover what your real beef is, sir. It's that the Pats destroyed your constituency teams, the Steelers and Eagles. Stop wasting people's taxpaying dollars and get on to something important, like drilling for oil in the Gulf Coast, or up in ANWR. Go smack and environmentalist, you'll feel better, honestly.