Random Thoughts

Alrighty, it's been like a week since I've typed anything up, so I'm just going to riff on a couple of topics...here goes:

Milton Bradley-The guy didn't deserve what happened to him. Yes, I'm a little bit sensitive, I blew out my ACL years ago. Apparently the Ump in question called him "a fucking piece of shit", and just set him off. Shocking! How would any of us react to being told that...at your job?? Of course, the sweet college wrestling takedown done by his manager is what caused the injury, but if the ump doesn't act like a jackass, none of this happens. Oh, and the ump has been suspended the rest of the year...whoopdi-damn-do, the season ends this weekend, and then their is a month of playoffs, which he wasn't going to make anyways....real tough, MLB.

The editor at the CSU student newspaper that put "F--- Bush" as an editorial has hired the same lawyer that represented douchebag Ward Churchill. Shocking...not even remotely. I'm only 98% certain that he'll work for MoveOn.org, NBCNews or CNN someday. That's not journalism there, dipshit, that's what Howard Stern and Opie & Anthony do to get noticed. I bet you and Jason Blair will have a nice time working at Dairy Queen when you're 30. Sorry, I'm just tired of some people hiding behind the 1st Amendment and/or taking a journalism course in college. Die hippie die-Eric Cartman

The Red Sox-the magic number as of this evening is now 2, they've clinched a playoff spot, and Manny is back in the lineup....let the fun begin!!

The Patriots....I'll say it now. WOW. Up next, Cincinnati. I know everyone will be predicting a blowout, but I think the Pats will work on the ground game. And since Cincy cannot stop anything, Maroney will go over 100 and Sammy Morris will have 80 and 2 TD's. I think it will be closer than some like, but the Pats win.

It finally caught up to them. The Broncos finally had it catch up to them. They still have no semblance of a D-Line, and Jacksonville gutted them, for over 180 yards rushing. The Broncos will end up with a great passing defense numbers, but that's only because everyone will run on them. Oh, and a note to the head coach, stop being cute in the red zone. If you're inside the 20, run the damn ball. Why spend all that money for Travis Henry's kids to run bootleg passes to TE's that can't catch? Knock it off, and I bet you score more points, I'm just sayin'!

The D-Coordinator of the Raiders, Rex Ryan, looks like an overweight Lebowski. Yup, I said it.

Is it me, or were there a lot of kickoff and punt returns last weekend? I think I saw 5, seriously.

Manners time....I know it sounds simple, but with my lovely new 2 week job, I found something else to piss me off....Sorry, I was raised with manners. I always thought that if you were on an elevator, it was right to get off and then let others on...apparently I'm wrong. I'm now at a place where people get on before you get out of the elevator, and then kind of give you that "What?" look. If you know me, you know what my look means.

So I have a 2 week job. I'm working at a childrens hospital installing video game systems and TVs. I'm doing manual labor, and not a big fan of it. But some money is better than no money. I haven't had to see any kids yet, and I am worried. I hope I act responsibly when I do see one of them...heck, I hope I get to whoop a kids ass whose XBox I installed....kidding. Oh, and when I was thinking of taking this job, they told me, jokingly, not to steal anything, because that's been a problem....Are you kidding me????????? Who the hell steals from sick kids? I'm pretty sure if you do that you get to skip the line on the way to hell. Kind of like the bouncer is one of Saddam's sons and gives you the thumbs down go pass.

The Extra gum commercial where the guy is dancing thru airport security...someone please punch this guy, I'll pay for the attorney.

Doug Stanhope is funny. Check out his latest special, it's on ShowTime. You may squirm every once in awhile, but he's pretty darn good.