Look, I know I need to update this thing way more often, but I just got in and fired up the ol' internet, and so far I've learned the following:
1. Owen Wilson was found with a pill bottle and slashed wrists, a "possible" suicide attempt. Uh, excuse me, how does someone get slashed wrists? One I could see as a defense wound, but two makes it an attempt.
2. Hulk Hogan's kid was in a car wreck. Shocking, just sha-hocking, considering if you've ever seen "Hogan knows best" that the one thing the Hulkster didn't know was to teach his boy to keep his foot off the gas pedal. Oh, that and maybe a Honda civic would have been a good car, not some suped-up rice car. The kid flipped the car and hit a palm tree.
3. Lance Briggs' Lamborghini was found crashed along the highway. Uh, hey Lance, get a driver! I'm tired of athletes wrecking nice cars.
So far, that's it. But I've only been online for 10 minutes.
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