Alright, I've never stated I'm a morning person. And anyone that knows me even remotely knows that this is true. So, knowing this, why would ya try and talk to me in the morning? If you see me sit my ass down on my chair, do you honestly think this is the time to start in on everything under the sun? Good, me neither. But I'm glad you did. Now maybe, just maybe, you'll get the point that we aren't friends, we're friendly. You will not be coming over my house for a barbeque, trust me. I don't care about your friggin' problems, because they are all self-inflicted. So knock it off!! Stop trying to be my girlfriend. I'm perfectly content living my life the way I want to. I could care less if you think I'm insensitive. So please, cu the crap and leave me be already.
Phew, now that that's done.....
Roger Clemens finally decided to show up last night...wow. You know what else? Who cares? I'm not going to make excuses for the Sox, but when Beckett gives up 4 infield hits, the stars are not aligned for him picking up W #17. I like the chances with Schilling today. He's a gamer, and I put him in my lineup this week just for this moment.
So I've been in work for maybe 20 minutes, and I've been reading the Virginia Tech report on the massacre that happened there on 4/16. Errors in judgement were made. Gee, ya think? Of course, no one has mentioned the fact that this was a no-fly zone for guns, even if someone by Virginia law had a conceal and carry permit. Funny, but the criminal in this case didn't heed that law, shocking I know. I'm just wondering if anyone in the student body had a gun on them with a conceal and carry permit might've had a chance to stop this nutjob. The president of this university and the chief of police ought to be canned for this. Just a pathetic response.
I'm thinking there's more to come today.....
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Here we go....
Well now, here we are on August 28th, and it's time for Red Sox Nation to stop panicking.
Seriously, knock it off.
The Sox have an 8 game lead going into a 3 game set in the Bronx. Even if they lost all 3 games, they'd be up 5 games still. Are you still worried? I'm not, and lucky for you I'm going to tell you why.
1. Big Papi is hitting. I mean raking. So is Youk, and Mike Lowell has a 9 game hitting streak. Coco Crisp is hitting, and Manny will be Manny in the NYC, he loves hitting there. The bats will be just fine.
2. Fielding. The Sox are a better fielding team. There, I said it. Matsui hasn't played a ball well in a month, and can the Yankees please put Damon in CF?
3. The short term past. Did you not see the NYY take a beatin' last night? 16 runs!!! The bullpen had to go 6 innings. The Red Sox just annihilated the Chicago White Sox in 4 games, outscoring them I think 46-7.
4. As mentioned above, pitching. The Sox have it, the Yankees don't. Quite frankly, I don't care if the Sox only take one game, so long as they beat the living crap out of Lucifer's kid, Roger Clemens. I hate that lying heap of dung.
5. The bullpen. Tito doesn't overwork his, Joe Torre hasn't had the opportunity lately to keep his guys rested. You figure it out.
okay now, Nation, breathe easy.
In other news....
Scott Baio is going to be a dad, at age 45. I think we've just found a possible replacement for Hugh Hefner once the Hef takes a dirt nap.
Owen Wilson would like privacy. Hey Owen, here's my answer...NO. Here's a thought, don't take pills and slit your wrists, how 'bout that, sound good? Oh, and if I did that, only a few would care. But you're Hansel for crying out loud, suck it up, Brah.
Maybe more to come as the day goes on.
Seriously, knock it off.
The Sox have an 8 game lead going into a 3 game set in the Bronx. Even if they lost all 3 games, they'd be up 5 games still. Are you still worried? I'm not, and lucky for you I'm going to tell you why.
1. Big Papi is hitting. I mean raking. So is Youk, and Mike Lowell has a 9 game hitting streak. Coco Crisp is hitting, and Manny will be Manny in the NYC, he loves hitting there. The bats will be just fine.
2. Fielding. The Sox are a better fielding team. There, I said it. Matsui hasn't played a ball well in a month, and can the Yankees please put Damon in CF?
3. The short term past. Did you not see the NYY take a beatin' last night? 16 runs!!! The bullpen had to go 6 innings. The Red Sox just annihilated the Chicago White Sox in 4 games, outscoring them I think 46-7.
4. As mentioned above, pitching. The Sox have it, the Yankees don't. Quite frankly, I don't care if the Sox only take one game, so long as they beat the living crap out of Lucifer's kid, Roger Clemens. I hate that lying heap of dung.
5. The bullpen. Tito doesn't overwork his, Joe Torre hasn't had the opportunity lately to keep his guys rested. You figure it out.
okay now, Nation, breathe easy.
In other news....
Scott Baio is going to be a dad, at age 45. I think we've just found a possible replacement for Hugh Hefner once the Hef takes a dirt nap.
Owen Wilson would like privacy. Hey Owen, here's my answer...NO. Here's a thought, don't take pills and slit your wrists, how 'bout that, sound good? Oh, and if I did that, only a few would care. But you're Hansel for crying out loud, suck it up, Brah.
Maybe more to come as the day goes on.
Monday, August 27, 2007
it's been awhile
Look, I know I need to update this thing way more often, but I just got in and fired up the ol' internet, and so far I've learned the following:
1. Owen Wilson was found with a pill bottle and slashed wrists, a "possible" suicide attempt. Uh, excuse me, how does someone get slashed wrists? One I could see as a defense wound, but two makes it an attempt.
2. Hulk Hogan's kid was in a car wreck. Shocking, just sha-hocking, considering if you've ever seen "Hogan knows best" that the one thing the Hulkster didn't know was to teach his boy to keep his foot off the gas pedal. Oh, that and maybe a Honda civic would have been a good car, not some suped-up rice car. The kid flipped the car and hit a palm tree.
3. Lance Briggs' Lamborghini was found crashed along the highway. Uh, hey Lance, get a driver! I'm tired of athletes wrecking nice cars.
So far, that's it. But I've only been online for 10 minutes.
1. Owen Wilson was found with a pill bottle and slashed wrists, a "possible" suicide attempt. Uh, excuse me, how does someone get slashed wrists? One I could see as a defense wound, but two makes it an attempt.
2. Hulk Hogan's kid was in a car wreck. Shocking, just sha-hocking, considering if you've ever seen "Hogan knows best" that the one thing the Hulkster didn't know was to teach his boy to keep his foot off the gas pedal. Oh, that and maybe a Honda civic would have been a good car, not some suped-up rice car. The kid flipped the car and hit a palm tree.
3. Lance Briggs' Lamborghini was found crashed along the highway. Uh, hey Lance, get a driver! I'm tired of athletes wrecking nice cars.
So far, that's it. But I've only been online for 10 minutes.
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